Top 28 Names For Deborah Howell's New "Friend!"

March 5, 2018

By Deborah Howell

Some very “humerus” names have been entered for my new friend who now resides in my shoulder.  I knew I could count on you to get creative!  Here are some of the top suggestions:

  1. The Howler
  2. Spike
  3. Chip  (as in, Chip on the shoulder)
  4. My new pet “Peeve”
  5. Claviclaw
  6. Clavicleer
  7. Clarence the Cross-eyed Shoulder Centipede
  8. Boney James
  9. This old shoulder
  10. Al  (as in, you can call me Al)
  11. The Glider
  12. C’est si bone
  13. Stonehenge/Debhenge
  14. Looks like bar or a bridge, so Bridget Bar Doe
  15. Mercedes Pins
  16. Lillian T Screw  (a reference to my grandmother)
  17. Skol
  18. The Phantom
  19. Sir Lotsalegs
  20. Penny (for CENT-i-pede)
  21. Mortimer
  22. Clavicrawl
  23. The Taming of the Screw
  24. The Shoulder Leach
  25. The Cold Shoulder
  26. Steel Magnolia
  27. Steely Deb
  28. Sling Bling

I’m still mulling it over and haven’t decided yet which one’s the winner. But thanks for making at least one part of this surgery lots of fun! 

It’s great to be back with you.  I hated giving you ‘the cold shoulder’ by being out for 2 weeks. Have an excellent and safe week, y’all!